Advice to tourists in London 001
by Robert on Nov.20, 2008, under Bitter? Who me?, Postcards, iPhone
If you are a tourist in London I would recommend avoiding travelling on the Tube weekdays between 530 and 700 pm.
Not to put too fine a point on it, Londoners* are now permitted, by Mayoral order, to beat you senseless with your travel guides and day packs.
It was a long trip home tonight, and after being savaged by a Dropbear, I am no longer a nice person. Don't let the sunny exterior fool you.
*yes, this now includes me
2 comments for this entry:
November 20th, 2008 on 9:45 pm
Is there a mayoral order that you have to look like miserable sods when travelling on public transport in London?
I have never seen so many unhappy looking people! Faces like a slapped arse! Maybe I have been up north to long
November 21st, 2008 on 7:52 am
The irony of a Northerner telling other people they look miserable all the time is not lost on me.
You did mean it as irony, didnt you?