It’s all blond fudge and golden caramel. Not a brazilian delight to be found.

Is the universe trying to tell me something?

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The problem is that come a sunny Sunday afternoon, it’s bloody full of bloody [...]]]> I only come into the Princi Bakery occasionally. In a lot of ways its a truly wonderful location. Big communal tables, boisterous atmosphere, eclectic music, free WiFi, and the cakes? Well let’s just say I might skip dinner tonight.

The problem is that come a sunny Sunday afternoon, it’s bloody full of bloody bourgeoisie and their bloody screaming children and their bloody strollers. How am I supposed to conduct my shabby decadent techno-bohemian life style if these people and their devil spawn will not sit down and shut up.

How do these people get here anyway? Teleport? We are in the middle of Soho for dogs sake. There is no SUV fit parking for a mile in any direction and I never seem to see them chivying their herds of progeny between the reckless Boho masses on Old Compton or Wardour St. Is there a tunnel in here from Chelsea or Notting Hill?

Its not just that they are annoying, although they are. It’s that they seem so distractingly out of place. It’s SOHO. This area has a long standing tradition of bohemian rebellion from the relentless capitalist drive of this wonderful city.

French intellectuals reading slim, leather bound volumes of Flaubert? Marvellous, fit right in. Coke frenzied media executives rabbiting on about the next BIG thing? Wonderful, I can tune out that noise no problem. Flawless Southern European Escorts coolly readying themselves for a night debauch? All for them, they give me something to look at lustfully that doesn’t contain 1,000 calories. Working, professional couples, their 2.75 offspring and mobile catalogue for Mothercare?

Please no.

These people seem to be making do until they can afford the weekend place in the country so they can get away from the “dreadful crowds in London”. This would be funnier, or at least less sad, if I hadn’t overheard someone actually saying it.

Grinding Teeth.

Those dreadful crowds? Thats YOU love. Could you go to the country sooner? Or at least get your children to STOP SCREAMING? Is that really so much to ask?

That you so very much.

My apologies to my single father mate, S (and other similar folk). His daughter, L, is perfectly charming and would be far better behaved in these circumstances. Unfortunately for my ears, not everyone raises their children as well.

Sadly it’s not just the calorie count that keeps me out of Princi. Although my waistline should be thankful.

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You’re brilliant.

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Location:First Great Western

Does your sense of the world makes you want to reach beyond the sky? Past the grey and low hanging ceiling of limitations. Of course it does. So reach. You can.

You’re brilliant.

– Post From My iPad

Location:First Great Western

Thats [...]]]> Home is a complex thing to me, maybe it is to all of us. Although the way some people talk about it, it seems to be a simple and solid certainty to them. A foundation that grounds their lives and gives them stability. It must be a beautiful thing, to live like that.

Thats not something I have ever really had, thanks to my parents heroic self interest, determined and proactive lack of care for their children. Certainty was something I built for myself as a child.

The smell of night blooming jasmine on a warm and silent night is probably the closest I can come to sense of childhood comfort, but home has never been a place. I keep hoping that one day there will be somewhere. I even have a plan to build a place to call my own. Whether that sort of intellectualisation and planning can manufacture an intangible is a question I am yet to answer. We’ll see.

Once, for a while, home was a someone. Someone who made the world feel safe and certain. But betrayal showed that to be bungalow built on sand, waiting for the tide. It’s a great pity. That sense of trust is one thing I truly miss, and it’s passing one of the very, very few regrets I have.

I don’t think I will ever see that purity of belief again, but I hope that I am wrong.

At least that has made me very conscious and very, very careful of others trust. Not something I would care to be responsible for breaking. That must be a dreadful burden to carry.

But there are tin men, who don’t care. Beautifully made of shining steel but with no heart, to whom it wouldn’t matter. The worst of them don’t care, and the best seek to find something to fill their strong chests. Maybe I am one myself, but I prefer to think I am made of straw. It’s not my heart but my silly head that’s the problem.

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I started writing this a few months ago, on my iPhone. At the time I found the small form factor great for somethings, but essay writing was not one of them. Now my iPad is here, I ace no excuse to write more.

This post is melancholy, coming at a time when I had some sad news about the fortunes of someone I care(d) for. Day to day, I do feel like London is becoming my home. Certainly I love both the people I live with and those who share my life.

A place I will call home is still in my future. And I think that there will be someone to share that with. Recent events have shown me there are people who I could see myself doing that with, even if they are not themselves the one, or the time isn’t now.

Right now it’s the height of a glorious English Summer. The sun is shining, the grass is green and the flowers in the parks are glorious. There is even the smell of night blooming jasmine from a garden not far from my apartment, and on warm still nights, the smell steals into my room and in my sleep wraps it’s arms around me and I wake up feeling safe and at peace.

– Post From My iPad

Location:Baker St,Paddington,United Kingdom

Ignoring for a moment that I am wearing Lonsdales, it is slightly alarming.

I would have thought this was abundantly self evident. Not the size, I mean the keep away from fire bit.

Who needs that kind of instruction?

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[...]]]> This is the label inside my underpants.

Ignoring for a moment that I am wearing Lonsdales, it is slightly alarming.

I would have thought this was abundantly self evident. Not the size, I mean the keep away from fire bit.

Who needs that kind of instruction?

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There are streets that literally change names 4 times in 100 meters with no intervening or indicative change in direction or even intersection. There is a [...]]]> I have to admit that upon arrival, I found London’s constantly changing street names and scatter shot numbering frightening, frustrating and confusing. I doubt I am the only person.

There are streets that literally change names 4 times in 100 meters with no intervening or indicative change in direction or even intersection. There is a spot, on my very street, almost outside my very house where the street changes it’s name for 5 houses and then mystifyingly changes back.

And it only changes on one side. The other side remains serenely undisturbed.

As for numbering, that’s a whole other Escheresq nightmare.

Some streets alternate numbers side to side, others run up one side and down the opposite. Yet others just start where they like and skip numbers randomly.

My building doesn’t have a number at all as far as I, the current owners, the previous owners, other residents on the building and the City of Westminster have been able to tell. Instead it has a name, which is charming but difficult to give directions to. I have even found a street that literally has no discernable order at all.

All of which contributed to me, on a number of occasions becoming famously lost. Long evenings were spent circling around the streets of London in search of some (reputedly) fabulous cocktail party or other and ending up with me sitting crying, sober and unfulfilled on a gutter until a nice member of the constabulary found me and kindly took me home.

Or on one occasion to their house, which is another story entirely, but suffice to say ended well for all concerned.

Now that I have been a resident in Britains great capital for a while, things have changed. The once seemingly malice driven street planning now makes enough sense that I don’t get lost (often) while London’s constantly changing street names and random numbering has become charming, quaint and endearing.

Not to mention the almost endless entertainment to be had watching tourists, and new arrivals, find my beloved city’s baroque urban planning idiosyncrasies frightening, frustrating and confusing.

I could, of course, offer my assistance, but then where would the fun be in that?

As much as I am going to miss David Tennant, they are managing to get me excited about the new series. A year without much to watch is probably part of that too. I can’t wait to get back to “Who”.

I just spotted this

As much as I am going to miss David Tennant, they are managing to get me excited about the new series. A year without much to watch is probably part of that too. I can’t wait to get back to “Who”.

> The first Teacher’s Day in Thailand was celebrated
> National Religious Freedom Day in the United State
> Two manned Soviet Soyuz spaceships became the first vehicles to dock in space and transfer personnel.

The gestures were appreciated, but most people [...]]]> On this day in 1969 the following happened:

> The first Teacher’s Day in Thailand was celebrated
> National Religious Freedom Day in the United State
> Two manned Soviet Soyuz spaceships became the first vehicles to dock in space and transfer personnel.

The gestures were appreciated, but most people just sent a card or flowers to my family to commemorate my birth. My parents were touched, particularly by the thing with the Russians – but then I can trace some of my heritage back to Tsarist Nobility, so they probably felt they should do something.

I am not quite sure what the Americans were up to. Perhaps they expected a religion to be founded around me. It hasnt happened so far, apart from that thing in Algiers, and I am not sure that counts.

A year later for my first birthday Colonel Muammar Gaddafi assumed the role of “Prime Minister” four months after leading a successful coup against the Lybian monarchy – which was nice don’t you think.

Festive, and an example of the universe being a zero sum game. I was suddenly in it and, after what was a pretty touch and go first year somewhat miraculously alive. There needed to be a counter balance of fashion free, rhythmless, domineering evil peversity to counter balance my shining beneficence.

It’s my birthday, let me live in a dreamland for today. Ok?