Stupid people should be kicked

August 8, 2010

Bourgeoisie Hell Kitchen

I only come into the Princi Bakery occasionally. In a lot of ways its a truly wonderful location. Big communal tables, boisterous atmosphere, eclectic music, free WiFi, and the cakes? Well let’s just say I might skip dinner tonight. The problem is that come a sunny Sunday afternoon, it’s bloody full of bloody bourgeoisie and their bloody screaming children and their bloody strollers. How am I supposed to conduct my shabby decadent techno-bohemian life style if these people and their devil spawn will not sit down and shut up. How do these people get here anyway? Teleport? We are in …Read the Rest

WARNING: This is a work of fiction. Do NOT take it literally
December 3, 2009

WARNING: This is a work of fiction. Do NOT take it literally

WARNING: This is a work of fiction. Do NOT take it literally. CONTENT ADVISORY: Contains verses descriptive of or advocating suicide, incest, bestiality, sadomasochism, sexual activity in a violent context, murder, morbid violence, use of drugs or alcohol, homosexuality, voyeurism, revenge, undermining of authority figures, lawlessness and human rights violations …Read the Rest

Let dead nuns lay
October 15, 2009

Let dead nuns lay

India and Albania are currently having a squabble over the remains of Mother Teresa – Nun, Nobel Laureate and perpetual Jan to Princess Diana’s Marcia. Ok. EW!!!! Lets face it. She’s been buried a while, so unless someone did a better job of embalming her than they did of Lenin, …Read the Rest