There will be Blue Birds over the White Cliffs of Dover? The bluebird isn't native to Europe or the UK. Some stupid american songwriter came up with that one. An early example of the US foisting there culture (and animals) on the rest of the world.
In Australia, any bird stupid enough to sing just because its happy gets eaten by the giant, incredibly toxic, jumping spiders – unless its covered in inch long, razor sharpt spikes.
This should tell you everything you need to know about the emotional life of my homeland.
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