Advice to tourists in London 001

If you are a tourist in London I would recommend avoiding travelling on the Tube weekdays between 530 and 700 pm.

Not to put too fine a point on it, Londoners* are now permitted, by Mayoral order, to beat you senseless with your travel guides and day packs.

It was a long trip home tonight, and after being savaged by a Dropbear, I am no longer a nice person. Don't let the sunny exterior fool you.

*yes, this now includes me