Internationally Hot

OK, so name me a world leader with a partner that you could describe as hot.

Laura Bush? Too Stepford.

Cherie Blair? Too Lex Luthor

Janette Howard? Um…who?

Camilla Parker Bowles? Oh HELL no!!

Rosalynn Carter, Barbara Bush, Betty Ford, Nancy Reagan, Hillary Clinton? Sweet, but simple; Crazy as a loon, Put the bottle down Betty, that red dress is getting TIRED, Hilary is a maybe, but then she is a big of a bloke and so gets my motor running a little.

Kayoko Miyamoto is very pretty, but she divorced Koizumi so I don't think she counts. And Dianna is dead so also out of the running.

Trust not only the faggots but the GERMAN faggots to come up with a candidate for first hot spouse of world leader.

Second term mayor of Berlin, Klaus "Wowie" Wowereit, appears to being groomed (eh hum, like he needs it) to run against Angela Mirkin Merkel for the position of Chancellor of Germany. And his boyfriend, Jorn Kubicki? TOTALLY HOT!! In a very German, whose your daddy kind-o-way.

Of course the international media is totally focusing on him (Klaus') being a flaming Mo. Paraphrasing the press its been all "Like Oh my GOD, he TOTALLY hugged his partner when he won his second term". What do you expect? A firm, manly handshake? If it was any other leader, if they DIDN'T hug their partner it would have been a big deal.

Double standards people.

All of this is of course exacerbated by him causing a storm among more traditional voters last year by endorsing a sex-fetish fair in the capital featuring sado-masochism, bondage and other deviant pursuits. Its GERMANY for gods sake, they pretty much invented "deviant pursuits". Its got to just be in the national interes, hasn't it?

Personally I am having almost endlessly happy day dreams of George Bush sitting down at the G8 with Wowie, no neck rubs there I suspect.

I have no idea about his politics, and since I don't vote in Germany my opinion doesn't matter†, but I am all for him.

Meanwhile in other international-leaders-who-could-be-gay news – the Exclusive Brethren, the true love of conspiracy theorists world wide, have "apparently" been trying to frame the kind-of-hot-herself Prime Minister of New Zealand, Helen Clarkes, husband Peter Davis, for being gay.

You would think the right wing nut job god botherers christian lobbyist could come up with a better evil plan legitimate strategy to take over the world influence politics. Really people – some CREATIVITY please, I mean where have all the truly evil masterminds gone?

Its little wonder that I cant I get fricken sharks with fricken lasers in their heads if the demand for them is so low.

†Shocking, I know