Love moves in mysterious ways

Searching, and looking for love this month are:

1. Jinn The Otter

The most famous antipodean animal has been flown to Christchurch's Willowbank Wildlife Reserve to meet five year-old male Jala. The celebrity wants to settle down and  raise otter cub, but she might not be keen on her chosen mate, as zoo-keepers say Jala "has been at the bottom of the pecking order" in his all-male group of otters so far.

2. Dutch Orangutans Zookeepers

Zookeepers in Holland are starting to match up their orangutans with ones in Indonesia over the internet. The animals can see each other online and, by pressing a button, can choose to show they like each other by giving each other food.

Ok there is a name for this, and its Gaydar. I think one of these Orangutangs have send me an "I like". 

3. Indian Businessman 

An unnamed Indian 24 year-old is having an operation to remove one of his two penises so he can try and have a normal sex life. Diphallus is a rare condition that means two separate functioning penises grow, and there are only 100 reported cases in the world (although its known to among one in 5.5 million men so a lot of men are keeping quiet about their spare dick.

I can sympathise. I have been in a situation where there was a spare dick hangining around, and it took some pretty drastic measures to get rid of it. 

Thanks to the Popbitch for the pointers.