Archive for April, 2006

Wørd of the week – Mandisa

Sunday, April 30th, 2006

< ?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8"?> < !DOCTYPE html PUBLIC "-//W3C//DTD XHTML 1.0 Transitional//EN" "http://www.w3.org/TR/xhtml1/DTD/xhtml1-transitional.dtd"> mandisa (v.) man-di-s&.

When a celebrity or politican -- whose popularity is virtually guaranteed among gays, lesbians, bisexuals and transgenders because of a personal trait (ie. large black singing divas, Democrats, straight actors playing "courageous" gay roles) -- instead draws the queers' wrath because his or her true position is revealed by bloggers.

Usage:

"Did you hear about that idiot candidate Bill Ritter?"

"Hell yeah! That bitch got mandisa-ed."

Source:

American Idol 

Thanks to Faggotty-assed-faggot for the tip.

See, something good can come out of Cleavland. 

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All a tingle

Sunday, April 30th, 2006

The unmistakable K9OK, I am SO geeking out.

Later today, London time, episode three of the second season of the NEW "Doctor Who" airs and I am having a conniption. This episode brings the return of not only Sarah Jane Smith, one of my two favourite companion , but K9 the clunkiest and most wonderful robot of all time - and that includes Zen and Orac.

Thank god for bit torrent.

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V for Vague

Friday, April 28th, 2006

V For VendettaThe Wachowski brothers , creators of the Matrix films are back in the saddle again with a dark totalitarian vision of Britain's future called V for Vendetta. Drawn for DC comic's stable of "graphic novels" the plot pits the dagger wielding V, a cloaked and faceless figure in a Guy Fawkes against the ruthless single party dictatorship in near future Britain.

The Wachowski brothers seem to have not gotten over their aversion to explaining what the hell is going on. You would have thought after the reviews on the two Matrix sequels, they would have felt a little more inclined to share the story with the audience, but apparently not. Plot points are obscured and omitted or if included, seemingly irrelevant. It's like there is a lot more going on than can be seen through the lens of the film but somehow this broader universe never quite ties back to the central plot.

Now I am all for deviating from the Hollywood model where everything is tied up with a nice shiny bow, except of course for the sequel teasers, but V simply to contain too many loose threads for my liking. And the time taken to include these extra pieces feels like it would be better spent filling in some of the achingly two dimensional back story.

There are some really interesting themes explored by the film, the power of government and media, how fear can be used to subdue and how silence equals consent. The problem I found how ever was that I needed to do some reading to really understand all of that.

The lead character V is played, or at least voiced, by Hugo Weaving but given we never see his face it could have been phoned in, literally. There are a few gestures that look like Hugo to me, but really it could have been anyone.

V has a penchant for soliloquizing and a large part of the story is driven forward by his exposition, or the enormous television head of the evil Chancellor Adam Sutler [John Hurt ], or narrated flashbacks from random B or C characters. Given film is at least in part a visual experience, I just had the feeling I was watching a radio play.

Natalie Portman is a fine looking heroine but Eveys journey just seems contrived. I guess I have a hard time seeing the quality of the performance past the gaps in the script.

Looking for the posative, there is some nice Art Direction from Marco Bittner Rosser who seems to be up and coming, but not dark enough, not strange enough, not far enough to make it truely engaging.
There are some interesting credit notes on the film that might help to explain things. The Wachowski brothers are in fact only the screen writers, the director is first timer (and Australian) James McTeigue who was the first AD on Matrix Reloaded, Matrix Revolutions and Star Wars Attack of the Clones. All visually amazing but lacking in strong plots.

Remember, remember the fifth of November
The gunpowder treason and plot.
I see no reason why gunpowder treason
Should ever be forgot.

So goes the old nursary rhyme intended to fix in the British psyche the drama and import of the Gun Powder plot and Guy Fawkes. Nothing however seems terribly memorable about this film sad to say. All up V is just another comic book film which is a bit of a pity given it could have some timely messages.

My film pal for the evening enjoyed it, but all up I would have to say don't bother, wait for the DVD.

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Wørd of the week – technosexual

Sunday, April 23rd, 2006

< ?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8"?> < !DOCTYPE html PUBLIC "-//W3C//DTD XHTML 1.0 Transitional//EN" "http://www.w3.org/TR/xhtml1/DTD/xhtml1-transitional.dtd"> technosexual (tek.noh.SEK.shoo.ul) n. A male with a strong aesthetic sense and a love of technology.
technosexuality n.

 
Example Citations:
Earlier this year, people who spend less money on mousse and more on mouse pads decided that if the style-savvy guys could get their hands on a marketable brand name, then the uber-geeks could certainly come up with something better than nerd: Thus, the term "technosexual" was born.

A technosexual is not simply in touch with his feminine side but is connected to it on multiple platforms. He likes gadgets that have lots of gigabytes but are still small enough to fit in his pocket.
—Eric Edwards, "A new kind of lingo for those who tango," Orlando Sentinel (Florida), May 7, 2004

For years, technological experts have been called many derogatory names, including geek, nerd, dweeb, technophile, gadgeteer, techie or Mr Computer Guy. The list is endless. But the tide of technological teasers is changing. Maybe it was the dotcom boom and its resulting millionaires? Maybe it was Neo? Whatever — new word of the week is the fabulously now, "technosexual". Makes you want to dial for the IT help desk, doesn't it? But if you look in the mirror and still doubt your status as a true technosexual, steer your search engine towards this site — http://www.techtv.com/unscrewed/funandgames/story/0,24682,3608824,00.html and take the quiz to find out.
—Natalie Hanman, "Sorted," The Daily Telegraph (Sydney, Australia), March 31, 2004
 
Earliest Citation:
"With metrosexuality, it's about style, fashion, culture, and grooming for the straight male. A metrosexual man may be seen at an NBA game one night and an art gallery opening the next," says Ricky Montalvo, the man who wants to take technosexuals mainstream. "We take it one step further by adding technology. A technosexual man may not need to go to the NBA game because he can get highlights and scores via SMS or by browsing the web on his PDA while at the art gallery."
—Katharine Miller, "Enter the Technosexual," AlterNet, March 8, 2004

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What I see when I blog

Sunday, April 23rd, 2006

I am picking up on a meme form a few of my favourite bloggers.

I am not sure where it started, but its an interesting view into other peoples lives. And afterall, isnt that a big part of what blogging is about - voyerism.

Follow the image link to Flickr for more trivia about my desk scape.

Blog View

Others: Boybriefs, Farmboyz, Joe. My. God., RED, Daily Blague, Big Gay Sam.

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Quotes about love

Saturday, April 22nd, 2006

PlentySome random quotes about love that came in today. Not directed at me, but interesting none the less.

> No man is worth crying over, and the one that is would never make you cry alone.

> You can close your eyes to things you don't want to see, but you can't close your heart to things you don't want to feel. One day you will have to face it.

> Don't play hide and seek with love, because someday it might not be able to find you.

> Don't leave the one you love for the one you like, because the one you like will leave you for someone who really loves them.

> When someone loves you, don't take it for granted. You never know if you'll be loved like that again.

> If you loved them enough that they broke your heart, how can you not give then a second chance?

> Don't spend your time on someone who isn't willing to spend their time on you.

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What happened?

Friday, April 21st, 2006

First the blog vanishes for a week or so, then it returns but with much of the content missing. Something is going on, but what?

Suffice to say that a couple of blog-foot in mouth incidents gave me cause to review writing publicly.

As always with these things, the is no shade without light, as so there have also been a couple of very positive comments about my writing. So I am not stopping, just taking things a little more carefully.

Nuf said.

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Wørd of the week – heteroflexible

Sunday, April 16th, 2006

< ?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8"?> < !DOCTYPE html PUBLIC "-//W3C//DTD XHTML 1.0 Transitional//EN" "http://www.w3.org/TR/xhtml1/DTD/xhtml1-transitional.dtd"> heteroflexible (het.ur.oh.FLEKS.uh.bul) n. A heterosexual person who is open to relationships with people of the same sex. —adj. Also: hetero-flexible, heteroflex.
heteroflexibility n.

 
Example Citations:
First, there was the term "homosexual," then "gay" and "lesbian," then the once taboo "dyke" and "queer."

Now, all bets are off.

With the universe of gender and sexual identities expanding, a gay youth culture emerging, acceptance of gays rising and label loyalty falling, the gay lexicon has exploded with scores of new words and blended phrases that delineate every conceivable stop on the identity spectrum — at least for this week.

Someone who is "genderqueer," for example, views the gender options as more than just male and female or doesn't fit into the binary male-female system. A "trannydyke" is a transgender person (whose gender is different than the one assigned at birth) attracted to people with a more feminine gender, while a "pansexual" is attracted to people of multiple genders. A "boi" describes a boyish gay guy or a biological female with a male presentation; and "heteroflexible" refers to a straight person with a queer mind-set.

The list of terms — which have hotly contested definitions — goes on: "FTM" for female to male, "MTF" for male to female, "boydyke," "trannyboy," "trannyfag," "multigendered," "polygendered," "queerboi," "transboi," "transguy," "transman," "half-dyke," "bi-dyke," "stud," "stem," "trisexual," "omnisexual," and "multisexual."

"The language thing is tricky," said Thom Lynch, the director of the San Francisco Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, Transgender Community Center. "I feel sorry for straight people."
—Rona Marech, "Nuances of gay identities reflected in new language," The San Francisco Chronicle, February 8, 2004

As for sexuality, don't get me started. (We don't have that long.) If metrosexuals made you nervous in 2003, hang on to your pore strips. 2004 looks set to be the year of the heteroflexible — a person who prefers to identify as a heterosexual but remains open to better offers. The heteroflex, in other words, is a kind of scrambled curate's egg — gay in parts.
—Susan Maushart, "Just between Arthur and Martha," Australian Magazine, January 31, 2004
 
Earliest Citation:
"If Michael Jackson wanted me as a boyfriend, I'd go with him as long as I could scam enough money from him," the hetero-flexible Joey told me.
—Frank Owen, "Rebels without a lease," The Village Voice, May 7, 1996

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Wørd of the week – hasbian

Sunday, April 16th, 2006

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hasbian (HAZ.bee.un) n. A former lesbian who is now in a heterosexual relationship.

Example Citation:

"Say that you'd only just got used to telling your friends your daughter was a lesbian and do not relish having to inform them that she is now a hasbian."
—"Dear Dawn," The Dominion, November 20, 1995
 
Earliest Citation:
"Evelyn White reports that in feminist circles, lesbians who have gone straight — apparently all the rage these days — are known as 'hasbians.'"
—Herb Caen, "Plenty of Monday," The San Francisco Chronicle, March 12, 1990
 
Notes:
This word appears to be a play on the phrase has-been, a person who was once important or popular but is now largely forgotten. Given such a less-than-flattering association, can there be any doubt that this word was coined by women who are still lesbians?

A much rarer synonym for this term is wasbian (see also wasband):

"On the island she will meet up with her pal Mary Sharon (a slightly subdued, slightly aging radical-feminist-lesbian attorney), Teddie (ex-love of Rachel and only slightly less-true-believer), Rachel (who's hosting the reunion on her tiny island), Grace (enigma extraordinaire), and Julie (ex of Tyler's, now a 'wasbian')."
—Beren De Motier, "Mystery Forum," The Lesbian Review of Books, October 31, 1999

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Happy Easter

Friday, April 14th, 2006
Happy Easter
Heres to a very merry Dead Christ on a Stick Day

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